The Intranet

I'll Enter YOUR net. Your net worth. I almost went to see a movie today. Decided against it because the internet was too fascinating. Now I'm bored with it. Intra would be a pretty name for a girl. I was thinking of A names again recently because my sister is going to have another a-baby. Also, anyone thinking of naming any babies any time soon should really really read Freakanomics. It is a really good book and will give you insights on how to name your baby an educated white name versus a poorly educated low income white name. Not to mention steering clear of black names because those people will not get called back for job interviews. Fact. Fascinating book, really. I am in the game of recommending things, and I'll do that for this. I recommend it. Mumus are like the multi-purpose room.

I got Da Ali G show on DVDemups yesterday. I've been laughing since yesterday. I mistreated my dog today. Left him outside whilst I am off gallivanting around town like a gaddabout. I feel so guilty. I made up a very beautiful showtune about what I would do If I had my own bathroom. It was very beautiful. The song.

I've decided instead of writing a book I'll write essays and submit them across the universe of publishing. Magazines, etc. And then the book deals will just come pouring in. And then I'll just compile the essays for my first book and each subsequent book will be lacking but will still sell well because people like me and will buy anything I write based on my name alone. Like I do with David sedaris. Even though I really don't think the last stuff of his that I've read, including essays in the new yorker, were very good, I still buy it and/or read it. And speaking of the New Yorker, I have been reading it quite a lot lately because there is always a fairly recent issue in the waiting room where I work so I grab it when I go down to the cafeteria to eat my dinner. I always find something in it I like.

The main source of joy in my life presently, however, since I no longer have to get up super early in the morning to go to class, is the 11pm to 12am hour Monday through Friday. It is during this time that I enjoy watching my boyfriend, Charlie Rose. Charlie Cutie Face Sweety Pie Candy Ass, I call him. I know I have explained here in the past how I love the Charlie Rose Program but my love affair for his program has gone through a sort of renaissance lately mostly due to the fact that I can watch him regularly and religiously as the public television station repeats the previous nights episode the following day during the 11am to 12pm hour. That is Charlie Rose every 12 hours, if you are counting. So if I happen to fall asleep during his 2nd or 3rd interview I can always catch it again the next day. Or if I just want to watch it again, I can. If you have access to Public Access, and if you are part of the public, you do, please take note and try to watch this program as it is one of the best on Television.

Also, I am taking donations for people who want to be mentioned in my book by name. If you want your real name mentioned, that is five dollars. If you want a thinly veiled character created around you but not your real name, that is 10. If you want a few paragraphs all about you that would be $20 and if you want a whole story based around some aspect of our relationship that is a whopping 50 dollars but well worth the immortalization. And if you want a book dedicated to you, send me a private email and we'll work something out. If you catch my drift. Oh, and if you want me to mention a child you have, you are out of luck. No kids in my book or my essays.