Rock n Sock Ruck Sack

Isn't it about time that I actually write something funny here again? Isn't it? But really what I want to talk about is how much I love comedians. And Comedy. And comedians who do comedy. Tonight I am watching this dane cook fellow who just may well be maybe well might be just the CUTEST! I am like bugs bunny on the moon for this guy! I've seen him before and watched him when he hosted SNL and all that shit and stuff but he has grown on me even more over these last few minutes. What a nice man.

Also, It is time to take stock. Hmmmm... Well... I have a very infantile crush on a sweet little blond Christian 21 year old fellow in my Spanish class and I think it would be hilarious to be best friends with him and lead him astray. Afterall, isn't that the only good thing about getting older? Fucking with young minds? Isn't it? Doesn't that sound like fun? Just be all like, "Blam! Here is some bad language and new ideas all up in your Christian face, sweet cheeks!" Because that's about as astray as I can lead someone. I wish I was really into heroin or S&M because that would be more interesting. Oh well. What else... Hmmmm... What would future Mandy want to read about and remember about the summer of Ot Six? Well I am actually mostly enjoying work because I like my coworkers and I feel more comfortable saying bad words and making unprofessional and dirty comments. Like the other day when this one guy was asking for a patient's films whose last name happened to be Cox. "I need Cox!" he said. And I said "What? Can you repeat that?" And he said, "Cox! I need Cox!" And I said, "I bet you do." I mean that is just high quality night shift hijinx right there. If you want to know if working at a hospital is just like S.C.R.U.B.S, well it is. Exactly like it. My boss also got fired recently. That is a crazy story and good for some work gossip but probably not good for me to spout out about here. Also, in the spirit of almost talking about things I shouldn't, I found out some interesting things about both a local celebrity and an actual celebrity who lives locally. Have I piqued your interest? Well suck on it, because I can't say nufin. I've spent this weekend and last weekend hangin' out with my sis and her baby and that has been some good fun times, I tell you what. Also, there is somewhat of a saga of a story that I should tell about my high school reunion which I had emphatically and repeatedly declined attending for weeks and months and years but as it is now a week away I'm still not sure if I'm going to go or not. Prolly not. But I am one fucking crazy motherfucking dumbfucking stupid assed bitch-faced-hole so who knows.

And with that, Good Night Muckrakers.