Or none of the above. Everything is suddenly so clear. I've gone back and looked at some of the comments. It is all coming together at last. I know exactly who my stalker is and I know exactly where she lives and where her children are and her husband and her pets and where she goes to eat and what her house looks like inside and I think I'm going to plan a little trip up north and test her theories about how anyone can find out anything about you when you post things on the internet. Even if you are anonymous. Maybe I'll contact her children. They would probably enjoy this story. One of them, at least. Or maybe I'll just post her name, address, photos of her and her family up on my blog. But she'd probably try to sue me if I did that. I hear she can be a little litigious. I hear a lot of things. I've heard so many things over the years that I couldn't believe half of them were true. But now that I've had contact, first hand, with what I had considered legendary crazyness, I realize that she really IS a totally wack job! And my family was right all along! Imagine that.
I don't think we'll be hearing much more out of anonybitch.
arrivederci, cunt.
November 15, 2005
Evan, Ian, Or Owen?
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1) no pets. pets are disgusting and vile.
2) you CAN get to her through her children. tsk tsk.
3) I'm always the last to believe the depths of depravity to which she will sink, and therefore in that mode I find it pretty hard to believe.
4) if it's true, it's funny, in a sad sort of way, as is most of the history. Except for the part about being mean to my mommy. There's been nothing funny about that. Sad, but not funny.
5) and if it's not true, the really really sad part is that the history would lead anyone to believe that it could be her. That in and of itself is very very sad.
6) Damn you Mndykns now I'm sad.
7) Don't worry, I'm over it already.
8) Did you know that Mndykns is a Qwlghian name?
Hey where's my other comment? Moderating your comments Mndykns?
Anyway. I just read the comments to this thread:
http://amandapants.blogspot.com/2005/10/euphemisms-for-breaking-up-challenge.html
Vile bile rises to the front of mouth as I type this, but I am now thinking that the theory could be correct.
InconCEIVable!
Almost.
I got this email a little bit ago from a family member and it made me laugh:
"Hi Amanda,
I think stalkers should have their throats cut, their throats cut and then turn them over to psycho sex degenerates to have rusty spatulas stuck up their poo poo places! I think stalkers should have their throats cut, their throats cut and then turn them over to psycho sex degenerates to have rusty spatulas stuck up their poo poo places! I think stalkers should have their
throats cut, their throats cut and then turn them over to psycho sex
degenerates to have rusty spatulas stuck up their poo poo places! I think stalkers should have their throats cut, their throats cut and then turn them over to psycho sex degenerates to have rusty spatulas stuck up their poo poo places!
Yaga! Yaga! Yaga! Doo-doo visit Portland!
Yaga! Yaga! Yaga! Doo-doo visit Portland!
Yaga! Yaga! Yaga! Doo-doo visit Portland!
Regards,
Stalker Hater"
So, back to my initial question: Did you know that Mndykns is a Qwlghian name?
P.S. I posted anonymously on a blog once for a few months. It was the blog of a woman on whom I had a huge crush but I hadn't come out yet and couldn't bring myself to reveal my true identity. In the end, she rejected my overtures and broke my heart. Sent me back into the closet for several days. It's good to be back out of the closet again. "Closets are for clothes" - that's what I always say.
You are so totally gay, I swear. I have also posted anonymously once or twice. actually, 3 times totally. And I did not know that Mndykns is a Qwlghian name. I don't even know what a Qwlghian is.
deer mom and mandy,
okay so now i'm linking your blogs to mine and you still don't get to see it but my friends get to see you! ahaahaha! no actually i have a scheme brewing about making a blog with all the entries that aren't secret that you guys can see and link to and stuff so i can be in on all this because it looks fun. anyway the only reason i'm here right now is to find out if mawa has one because i thought she did but maybe not and i want the link to post. and if she doesn't she should get one already. everybody's doing it. love, MAGGIE.
A STORY:
today on my blog somebody called me fat, actually he said this "judging by your body and the pictures, your favourite thing isn't boys, it's eating" (we have a top five list meant for movies or albums or something but all i have is 1. boys,) and i remembered how you told me that once when i was like eleven and you asked me what the worst thing that could possibly happen was, or something like that, i said getting fat, which is funny because 1) who cares? 2) i'm not even fat anyway 3) i went back and looked and he's right because not only do i look chubby and frumpy in every one of them, but also everything i wrote in it was about food, which only makes me laugh because i'm so cute and fat inside! and 4) i totally don't give a crap at all that he said that and it's funny to find out what i thought when i was eleven that i wouldn't have even remembered. i only made the connection because i'd been looking at your blog today and it was a funny coincidence.
so anyway, i went and said to him, "well pretty much yeah but i think you meant that in a mean way. you're a bully." 'cause actually he's right, food pretty much is my favorite thing...
anyway, there you go.
-maggie
did you know deer jerky is an aphrodisiac? dwight said. *points and laughs at you* i'm really spammig up this post i'm sorry, but deer jerky is an aphrodisiac mandy. you have to take that into consideration.
Can we all move along now? That baby weighs fifteen pounds now. She's slipped under the 50th percentile. I think she's trying to slim down to fit into her 0-3 month clothing for the holidays. I don't have the heart to tell her she's too darned tall. Will Marigold make me Christmas cards/insanely belated birth announcements?
I don't even think I've told Maggie yet about your chunky baby. Can we feed her fistfuls of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving? That was my favorite food. I know why your baby is fat - it's because YOU are fat! HAHAHAHA!!! Because you eat potato chips instead of going swimming because you don't want to muss up your hair!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
And, by the way, if you think YOUR baby is fat, you should see my daughter!! She is CHUNK personified. All she ever does is eat, cook, talk about eating, eat more, watch the Food Network, eat more.
mmmmm... deerjerky. I miss my deer jerky psuedonym. I should bring that back. And yes, I did know that it was an aphrodisiac because I watched the office last night too! I looooove the office so much so much so much. And being fat sucks. I wouldn't know, however since I have lost 12 pounds in the last few months. I am wasting away. And I never eat anything! Ever! But babies should be fat. Fat and happy. And tasty.
She's VERY sensitive about her weight. Especially her Winston Churchill jowls. But if it must be discussed, she prefers the term, hefty. And Magrathea, I'm sure you more than compensate for your obesity with a lively personality and generally niceness. Oh, and bitter, bitter rage. Everyone likes a nice round girl in tap shoes!
I loooove a nice round girl in tap shoes. Like Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66.
re: "family member" posting about having "their throats cut, their throats cut, their throats cut, their throats cut, their throats cut, their throats cut, their throats cut" has been turned into the al-Qaida terrorist reporting link at https://tips.fbi.gov and Customer Service at Google
That's how I like to see my tax dollars being spent, for sure.
Really, Kerri, why do you care so much about us? I could have sworn you didn't want to have anything to do with us - it seemed that way, at least. Do you just want to re-connect with Reilly's family? Does HE want to re-connect? My impression is that he doesn't. Will he be upset if you just e-mail or call us? Is that why you're posting anonymously? So Reilly won't know that you want to re-establish relations? I'm just guessing. I wish there were something I could do to help you fill whatever need it is you're trying to fill by reaching out to us in this manner. But I know there isn't.
so anyway, the guy wrote back to me and said "is your mom a fatty too," (no quesiton mark) and i wrote back to him and said, "big time."
Hah! Your mom is a fatty. Inside. Where it really counts. Whereas I am still a size 6 and am always surprised when I get the dressing room when I'm shocking.
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