I have been so out of the loop lately, entertainment news-wise. Eminem is going to retire??? Freddie Prinze Jr has a tv show? Yoko is talking trash again? That fucking whore. I haven't been watching much tv or reading much so today I bought the SF chronicle and flipped right to the datebook section so I can get caught up. Also, I checked google news for entertainment tidbits. So I'm getting back into the swing of things. I want to see Domino. And Everything is Illuminated. Although I think I need to do what alicia did and read the goddamned book before I see the movie.
My sister sent me this funny link
Here is a sample. It is actually a picture of me at work.
There is one near the bottom of the list that is a surgeon. I've seen that one in doctors offices before and it always makes me laugh. I think the chiropractor that becky worked for in eureka had one like that with a doctor and jesus behind him in his office but it wasn't a surgeon. And this office in Ashland that I interviewed for a job a couple years ago had the surgeon one. Hilllllarious. Remember a while back when I posted about that comedian mitch hedberg who died? Monday I went out and bought his comedy album. I've never done that before. People might think that because I like comedy and comedians and I like to see standup movies and stuff that I might own comedy cds but I don't. Only now I do. And you know what? He is still funny. Even dead.
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October 12, 2005
Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen
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Ohhh, man. You are so disrespectful. I met the guy who draws those and he's so sweet and now I feel bad for showing it to you. I will never learn. Never. Never!
Of course the man who draws them would be sweet!!! Does he not even have the slightest sense of humor about them? Just don't show him my blog and you'll be safe.
OMG! I love the Clown! It made me say, "OMG!"
Yeah, but what if he's checking his site statistics and says, hmmm... all these people are getting to my site from amandapants, I wonder what that is?! And he'll feel so sad he'll give it all up. No, it'll bolster him. He'll see that he's reaching even the most profane. I like Aunt Faintly's new photo.
Maybe he'll be inspired by Mandy's blasphemy to make a blogger and Jesus picture. And then we'll see who's laughing.
Well, the more links, the higher up in the google searches he gets, so he'll win out in the end! And so will He.
I like the body builder the best. It's a whole new side of Jesus that I never thought about. I now understand Mary Magdalene a little better.
Apants, didn't you say one of your relatives was a nun? You're making a joke of what she has devoted her entire life to. How come? That's not very nice, she probably prays for you all the time.
Did Jesus do something to offend you personally?
stupidonyma wrote, "And he'll feel so sad he'll give it all up."
I don't think he is doing this kind of work for your approval, I suspect he's appealing to a higher authority than yours.
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