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BABIES WITH NO NAME GO TO HELL
So it has been a while but I've had my hands full, what with working and being in a play and being AUNT MANDY FOR THE 2ND TIME! The little baby that my sister was carrying inside of her came out on saturday the 28th day of this lovely lusty month of may. She is a girl, which we had already established through science and a process of elimination. She is still nameless and therefore aimless. Aimless Adams. My sister already has this site up to view pictures but I will warn you that there is some bloodiness and some nudity so if you are a prude or prone to sicking up I would maybe think twice.
I got a new bed yesterday at Mattressland. If you lived in medford you would know this place because it is famous for its one note one word jingle. "Mattressland!" I bought a mattress and box springs for $230 which was a pretty good deal what with the memorial day sales. And I had $230 dollars in my pocket which would either go towards a new bed or $230 dollars worth of Pudding to rub my ass in. A La, Barry and Lavonne from the State. Actually, they had $240 dollars worth of pudding. Which is a little bit more pudding than I would have but there is just one of me and there were two of them. I also went to the mall, to Linens and Things and Whatnots and Beyond and bought a new down comforter just in time for summer. I got a Duvet set, which included a duvet and 2 shams and is not pronounced Doo-vet like some of you ingormouses out there may think but is actually pronouced Doo-vay. I learned this yesterday from the sales person. Also, shams are pillow cases. I learned this when I opened up the duvet set and there were 2 pillow cases inside. I am in heaven now with my new bed and comforter. I also rearranged my room and it is much better, roomier, and nicer now.
I was going to be in the next show at the theater I'm working with now which is a musical called Children of Eden but I have decided not to. I'll be gone for a week in june to see the new baby, amino acid, and it also runs through my birthday and the 4th of july and I would rather not be doing a show during that time. Also, I can't stand one of the cast members. So no plays for me for a while. Judgment at Nuremberg ends 6/11 so I'll be free to watch tv and play video games in my free time after that.
I applied to take the mailman test recently. I should be getting the paperwork in the mail soon. They don't offer the tests all the time, just when they are hiring at the US post service. So I may become a mail man. A Mail Mandy.... ho ha ho. If that doesn't make me a spinster for life, I don't know what will. But at least I'll have benefits forever and make a decent living. I took the sample test and it is pretty easy for someone like me. It is all speed and accuracy and memorization. I am a wizard at anything involving those three things.
I have not seen any good movies lately or gotten any new music lately. I have been playing pikmin 2, which is really fun for people who like repetitive puzzle like games and pretty graphics. Like me. I have been watching the first 2 seasons of Mr. Show which is pretty funny. I've got the next few discs coming in the mail soon. And my brother bought the dvd of Firefly, which was a short lived sci-fi western show created by Joss Whedon, the guy that created Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It is pretty good and I recommend it to dorks.
What else.... hmmm... My friends becky and trish are both in japan right now but they don't know each other. I got two postcards from japan in one week from them and I felt like I know very interesting people especially since they are independent of each other. My friend Steve has been in France but is back now. It would have been neat if I got a postcard from france and japan but steven is not very thoughtfull when it comes to postcards. And Justin and Alicia were in Ireland recently so I am very jealous of everbody I know since I haven't even ever been out of the country. I am such a loser. My little nephew jack is still very cute though a little bit more unruly as he is now 2 1/2 years old. He is still my favorite until this other one does something cute.
Oh, and I should spend sometime on health related matters since this is supposed to be a blog about my diabetesness. I have been getting dizzy spells all the time and it is really disconcerting but I'll be seeing my doctor on friday and so I'll know then if I am dying.
Well, I'm off to the Robot Parts Factory.
May 31, 2005
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Nice baby! Really, very nice! And nice boobs! Really very nice.
Be careful not to wait too long to name the baby, or she will just always be called Baby, just like that Jew girl on Dirty Dancing.
Wow, that is a really cute baby. Usually newborn babes are kind of ugly and alien-like, but this one is really really cute and perfect-looking!
I think you should become Mail Mandy. You could be the American, female version of Postman Pat - A Postman Pat for the new generation!
I've been hearing about this postman pat... yes, I've been hearing.
Now I wish that I had sent you a postcard! I did send you one from Peru way back when I was both in Peru and had your address. Those stars did not aligne this time.
When you are Mail Mandy you can read other peoples postcards from exotic places to make up for you lack of worldliness (and my thoughfulness).
Very cute baby, Denise I mean.
I just bought a mattress too, and boy is it comfy.
-Rishi
Baby Anonyma has a name now. The state was going to take her away if we didn't name her. But we still usually call her Baby. Fitting since we call each other Husband and Wife (and now Mommy and Daddy, all cloyingly). Ailsa Agnieszka Adams. She's waking up now, so I get to get off the internet and play with her again!
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