This song is from Avenue Q. It is a musical about 20-something post college puppets and how hard and meaningless their life is. And Gary Coleman is in it. Actually, a black woman playing gary coleman as the superintendent of the building they all live in on avenue q. It is very funny.
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...
NICKY:
Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
PRINCETON:
Or fuck my T.A.
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
yes, it is a good show.
April 13, 2005
Remember how I what I was saying about how I wanted to go back to college?
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How come no one ever comments on your posts? Are they afraid of the Diabetes? Don't they know it's only transmitted through dirty sex?
Save some room for later, Augustus.
I don't know why not. It is also Airborn. The diabetes. As well as sexually transmitted. Man, how those diabetes chat room people were angered when I used to tell them that. They would yell, in caps that is, "MY MOTHER IS DIABETIC AND SHE IS NOT A WHORE." And I would say she must have got through bad hygeine then. Not washing her hands after having dirty whore sex, probably. Man oh man would they get mad. Especially since I actually seemed to know a lot about diabetes.
I like that you go to Diabeeeetes chat rooms. Do diabetics have dirty chat room sex with each other? Footless fetishes, perhaps? Oh, man! Dibilitating diseases are so funny!
I don't so much any more. and when I did it was mostly just to make fun of them. They were mostly just a bunch of whiners.
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