So this doctor I work for, lets call him Doctor Schmoctor for this story. So on Thursday afternoon 12/23 at about 4:50, my coworker and I were winding down for the evening and getting ready for the 3 day weekend ahead of us. Docter Schmoctor walks in and says, with his most sincere face on, "You two are the unsung heros here and I have some gifts for you." He pulled out two large wreaths from behind him and as he was doing this, the nuclear medicine tech came around the corner and said, "Hey, did you get rid of those wreaths yet?" And then I died of laughter. Doctor Schmoctor was very embarrassed. He was really trying to be sincere, is the funny part. Really trying. He tried to do his best, but he could not, as Neil Young says.
Secondly, I have a saga to tell about some emails I've been receiving. I'm hoping someone who reads this may be able to figure it out. On 10/14 I received a strange email from an address that had KonradF-BMW7hw1aNnF6IKQ6qXMQ. I was afraid to open it because it looked like spam but it wasn't in my spam . So I waited until 12/24 when I was on my dad's computer in case it exploded. Guess what it was? A picture of Will. So I emailed him back asking him who the hell he is and he emailed me this back, "uh... i don't remember sending anything to you.. who is this?" So I emailed him back, "I am a friend of will's, the fellow in the picture. Who is this?" And he emailed me back, "will who? what picture are you talking about? this is konrad..."
And I emailed him back with his orginal message and the picture forwarded as well, "I received this email from you and responded to it. The picture is of myfriend will. Strange that you would email a picture of someone you don't know to someone you don't know but I would know the person inthe picture..... curiouser and curiouser." And the final email from him, "that's really odd... i don't know you or that guy... i have no recollection f sending you anything... i don't believe anyone has my account password... what an enigma." Any ideas of how the hell this went down????????? I think it has to do with Justin some how.
December 28, 2004
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I'll bet it's a new form of email-carried virus. It "personalizes" with a picture file from the originator's computer so that you wouldn't be suspicious of it. Others might now get an email with randomn picture taken from your computer and attached virus. They are gambling on most people having mostly pictures of themselves and friends in thier My Pictures files.
That or Konrad is Will. Or maybe Konrad is that tricky Johanna. I never liked her . . .
But I didn't have this picture on my computer. And I got it at work. And when I emailed the guy back he responded. So what is up with that? You are a fool. A Fool!
Apropos of none of your fascinating dilemmas and/or conundri, I announce that the pool of names can be narrowed to those befitting a creature with labia. Of course, it's only 90% certain, so gender-neutral names are fine too. We're rather fond of Ocean at present. Ocean Adams. She's so pretty. She has my finger bones and her father's eyesockets. She's also kicking me as I type this. Now that I'm only barfing once a day, I recommend pregnancy to all. Marigold seems the best bet. Then she can name her child Marigold and rake in that $20.
Not to mention the windfall of honors for producing the First Haske Grandchild!
Why am I the best bet? Because I'm married? You're forgetting that Steve is impotent and, frankly, Mandy's a bit of a whore who's likely to get knocked up at any number of Jews For Jesus meetings.
Wait, if Steve's impotent, who's the father of Mandy's previous six children? But yes, marriage leads to babies, like medicinal marijuana to crack cocaine. Everyone knows this. And Mandy's promiscuity is limited to fondling young tapdancing boys who don't yet have the means to upknock. But boy can they sing!
Sounds like somebody's got a buggy-bug. I'm sure the author of the virus was simply trying to help strangers forge connections-- all except for the part about forging random connections among strangers.
Not to get all tech-support or anything, but I'd suggest all parties concerned download and execute a McAfee utility called "Stinger". It's a freeware app that gobbles up ~30 of the most prevelant buggers present today.
http://vil.mcafeesecurity.com/vil/averttools.asp#stinger
Steve kept me awake last night formulating a whole "clever" response to the impotentcy allegations against him, but then he didn't feel like posting it and it is now lost forever. The best thing that came out of it, though, was the perfect name for the new baby:
Labia Moleste Adams
Sooo cute!
I'm just saying, if he's so unimpotent--potent, if you will--then let him prove it with a little impregnation! But Labia Moleste is a beautiful name. It may be better than my recent inclination toward Barfa Roulette St. Adams.
Indeed.. much better than Max, BiLev, and Ac.
It's Bileverly. You take all the beauty out of the name. Whoever you are.
Mandra is nice, and keeps with the Murphy tradition. Or maybe it is time for a new tradition - only A names. Like Atom Hole Adams. or A-hole for short.
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