So I am now obsessed with okcupid. They have a million tests you can take that don't really have any practical application but are very fun to take. Thanks a lot to Marigold and her friend Sara for ruining my life.
I hope everybody had a great thanksgiving and stuff. I had some turkey and some stuffing and some smashed potatoes. All in all, it was fine. The best part was probably playing Headbanz with my fambily. It is a very fun game, similar to 20 questions only you get a headband and you put a card on it that has a person, place, or thing on it and you ask yes or no questions to try to figure out what your card says. I think Steve and marigold have played it. Maybe Will and Justin too. I remember playing it a lot in college but I forget who I played it with. Fun times. High times. Hard times. Sometimes the living is sweet, and sometimes there's nothing to eat. But I always lands on my feet.
Tomorrow I'm going to be in a parade in Ashland for the show I'm in. That should be tedious and cold and wet but I'll have fun parading my hot shit around because I am totally hot shit.
I'm tired and I need to go off to lullaby land now. Sweet Dreams, Indian Killers.
Oh, one last parting sentiment. This is a song I wrote when I was about eight. I can still play it on the piano but you'll just have to read the words and imagine the great melody I came up with to go with it. I was truly a musical genius until I realised girls should dress up and put lipstick on and play with barbies and keep their pie holes shut.
Thanksgiving Day
On Thanks - gi - ving Day there are thrilling pilgrim stories,
How the In - di - ans helped that first Thanksgiving day.
Oh I love - it - so, eating pumpkin pie and turkey!
Let us all - give - thanks on this bright Thanksgiving day!
Bright Thanksgiving, Bright Thanksgiving, Bright Thanksgiving day!
Bright Thanksgiving, Bright Thanksgiving, Bright Thanksgiving day!
repeat.
November 26, 2004
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Headbanz rocked. I was pretty bad at it though. I think I had to give up on PICKLE. Pickle! I believe Justin was the one who bought the game to begin with, so he definately played. And well, my Puritan friend.
You obviously didn't do too well with all the getting dressed up and putting lipstick on and keeping your pie hole shut. Just like a woman.
I am thankful for a healthy digestive system this year!
I just re-take and re-take those OKCupid tests to reassure myself I'm not a slut. Or that I am a slut. I don't know. That's why I take those tests.
Steve, we had an epic 10 player Apples to Apples game yesterday. Do you know Apples to Apples, Mandy? It's so awesome. You just throw down an adjective and everybody else has these noun cards you think match best with the adjective...I like it because there's no rhyme or reason to how you judge. Last time we played it, though, I got punked because I put down "The Challenger Explosion" for "Explosive" and didn't get picked! I did win for putting down "Anne Frank" for "Shallow," though.
Do I know apples to apples? Do I know apples to apples? Actually, yes. Yes I do. We didn't play it this year though, because my brother forgot to bring it. One time my brother-in-law put down The Japanese for "Trustworthy" and got very angry when we all shot him down like a banzai fighter pilot. Incidently, my father calls me "little anne frank" sometimes because he thinks I am secretely jewish and I am incredibly shallow so I would have totally agreed with that ruling.
Well, it was three-card apples to apples, where you throw down three adjectives and choose the noun that fits. Trustworthy, sappy and crazed. And while Los Japanese are certainly sappy and crazed... come on. I chose Weddings instead, which many argue are not even as trustworthy as the Japanese. Cynics.
Your Thanksgiving song keeps getting stuck in my head, even though I have no idea how it goes.
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