Balderdash. I hate that game.
dread locks
hippies
george bushx2
old people
young people
doctors. I hate doctors more than old people and young people combined.
Does anyone remember Rishi from college? I hated that guy.
Cold.
Onions.
Doctors.
Diabetes
Sharon Stone. Techno. Electronica. Dance Clubs. Strobe Lights. Black Lights. Wine. Feet. I hate feet. Gina Effing Taylor. Football. Baseball. Telephones. Cellphones. Carphones. (I do like walkie talkies)
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bumberstickers. the english. lawn mowers.
October 10, 2004
Things I HATE! (you)
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Amanda, this is Rishi. I apologize if I ever did anything to offend you. Although we were never very close I did always appreciate your company. As you may remember it was difficult for me to make friends at HSU, especially coming in halfway through the year when the bonds of friendships amongst those in Hemlock Hall were already formed. Please know that I never hated you if that is what is spawning this attack. I don't really know what I ever did to you to be so reviled. Please accept my apology for anything I may have done and always know that I'm watching you...
RISHI
The only good thing to have ever come out of balderdash is danny's definition of mich. I think it was mich or miche and not mitch. Or maybe it was Meche. "The act of deficating out of the mouth, USUALLY after the anus has been sealed." Usually. Not always.
Wine makes me feel ill. I'll have a glass once in a while but usually just white and usually just a glass. usually.
Also, I forgot about rishi having come only half way through the year. Elvis lived by himself for a while then I think and then rishi was his roommate. The only thing good to come out of rishi was when he and craig told your mamma jokes in steve's room into the wee hours of the night and I almost died from laughing to death. I think steve was mad though because he wanted to go to bed. Whatever Steve. Always ruining my good fun times.
I was once at this electronica dance club with all these hippy doctors and, amazingly, Sharon Stone walked in! All the old and young people in the place loved it! Everyone started dancing, diabetic-like, to the Techno music and strobe/black lights. Then my cellphone vibrated and it was Rishi! He was drunk on cheap wine again and eating onions. He had just lost his last football game with some clever, haughty doctors. I politely hung up, because everyone was taking off their shoes to compare feet! Gina Effing Taylor had a bunion shaped exactly like George Bush! We all laughed and played three rounds of Balderdash. When Seth Green started talking on his walkie talkie, we all kicked the shit out of him with a beloved baseball. Later I realized that I had gotten a cold from someone’s dreadlocks. What a fantastic night.
You are soooo clever. I was laughing until I got to the part about the feet. And then when you mentioned seth green and the walkie talkies I got excited again.
wow you suck big time you hate hippies cause your to damn lame to be one! and ps did i mention your lame and im a white chick w/dreadlocks.wow things i hate let me think...... they all sort of point to you!!wowww
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