stumpy jones

On a diabetes side note, my mom's cousin ted jones came on an impromptu visit today, I've only met him once before and that was about a year ago. He is diabetic but wasn't taking any of his medications because "insulin made him feel weird" and the other medications didn't work anymore. Long story stumpy, he had to have his left foot amputated in may. What a dope. He said I could go ahead a say "I told you so" and rub it in because I was right to tell him he was an idiot for not taking any of his meds. If I had the foresight I would have taken a picture on my mom's digital camera to post here but this blogging hasn't quite taken over my psyche to that degree yet. If I had taken a picture It might have looked like this or like this.

My dad had a bunch of stump/amputee/"not a leg to stand on" jokes that were in very bad taste and weren't that funny so I won't repeat them here because there's nothing I like less than bad jokes in bad taste.