February 20, 2010

I am so funny

Reading old posts of my blog I never write anymore makes me realize something about myself. I am so funny.

Seriously. Facebook is so gay. People should be forced to write long long things about their lives and whatnots so that they can really realize how unfunny or funny they are, like I realized about myself, just now.

The olympics are gay enough without adding winter in them although it is nice that the ladies who do the curling wear skirts so Colin can "See their beavers." He'll deny he said that but I know he did.

Harry Potter is on TV right now. We are having an arguement about where it was filmed. I keep saying England and then The UK and they keep saying new zealand. FuckingA I hate being right all the time. "Will you stop posting everything we talk about?" says colin and then he reads that and says "You're terrible Mandy... Wedding's off" and then my dad says "Is Married with Children the best show ever?" and I say "Yes!" and he says, "you shut up, you liar."

Good times.

Anyway, Colin and I are engaged to be married. I need to write more because I am a genius. PLEASE ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE MORE BECAUSE I AM A GENIUS!!! HOW COME NOONE TELLS ME TO WRITE MORE??????

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Dear Mandy, Last night, JUST last night, I was lamenting about how Facebook killed the radio star and I wished on a thousand falling stars atop an indigo rainbow that my favorite bloggers would return to blogging. Mostly, you and Sara. Who, by the way, I really think should have a double wedding, as that would be most convenient for me. I will be the priest. Also, I bet if you went back and read the comments on all of your posts, you'll find that mine are the funniest.

Justin said...

I really wish you would start blogging again and lead a blogger revolution where people leave Facebook en masse. Especially now as we hear about the funny foibles of being a new homeowner and about to get married!

Unknown said...

You really should start blogging more. Especially since you are now planning a wedding and everyone knows how stress free that goes. We need to be update on the wedding plans.

Laurie F. Jones said...

Mandy,

write more.

Facebook is gay.