Hi. You know, sometimes with all this holiday hustle and bustle, it can be easy to forget the true meaning of Halloween. We observe Halloween to celebrate the birth of Christ. And in celebration of his birth, many traditions have been handed down through the years.
The hiding of the eggs.
The annual pilgrimage to Mecca.
Halloween is a day to bring your daughter to work.
Or your secretary.
And it's the biggest shopping day of the year!
But most of all, Halloween is a time for young people to gather together spreading holiday cheer by lighting bags of their own crap on fire, ringing the doorbell, and running away. So America, Happy Halloween, or as we like to call it, Chanukah.
Have a scary Chanukah!
Is the erection over yet?
I really want that glasses lady to be president. She is one hot piece of mutha, you know what I'm sayin'?
Also, I watched the 1/2 hour obamathon on wednesday and I had this to say about it after about 10 minutes. "I give this a big thumbs down so far!" But I warmed up near the end. It was vague and mostly stupid and not aimed at people like me who are going to vote for him anyway. I heard on NPR that 10% of the population still don't know who they are going to vote for.
I didn't know that the were that many retarded people in America over the age of 18 who were eligible to vote! If I were the caretaker of one of those 10% of mentally handicapped people I would just say "Chocolate or Vanilla, Barry? Which one do you like better?" And then have them pull the chocolate lever. I think mentally handicapped people like chocolate more than vanilla, generally speaking. In my experience.
And they are all named Barry.
October 31, 2008
Have A Scary Chanukkah!
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I take offense at the idea that Halloween is only for voting for chocolates for presidents for pilgrimages to meccas. I was in mecca once and I had an enthusiastical time, I saw some pretty ladies with glasses that made me think of the librarian when I went to school. She taught me voting for presidents, and stuff. I like Obama, he's a pretty man, I'm voting for Obama and glasses lady too.
I was wondering when you were going to talk about the erection I mean election.
don't try and tell me what to do Murphy
Talk about a scary holiday, I was perusing YouTube for some Thanksgiving music and this one sent chills down my spine. Doesn't the tone of the poem and her voice remind you of this blog's webmistress?
http://tinyurl.com/568n2f
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