The whole reason I'm even writing this now is because I want one of those sham-wow things from the TV and I need to let the world know. Mayhaps I can find the ad on youtube. Mayhaps.
Ah yes.
First off, I want to marry that guy. I want to marry him and have his kids and take family fotos with all of us wearing microphones on our heads just like his.
Also, the part about the Germans. Golden.
Beware of shamwow imitators.
What've I been all up to. Jesus, I don't know. Stop asking me dumb questions.
I'm working all day and all night. Today I dyed my hair. It was really smokey outside all day. It still is but now it is dark and it is hard to see the smoke but you can smell it and it gets in your eyes. As the song goes. It is funny to try to air out your stinky small apartment after dying your hair only to have your apartment fill with smoke and then you just have an apartment filled with hair dye smell and smoke and then you pass out for a little bit and have some very wild and crazy dreams about Black on Black Crime. Ya'll can't blame me for hip hop.
I watched a lot of tv today. It was a day like any other day.
My lesbian wedding is next week! Remember when I had my big competition for who would be my date to the lesbian wedding? Well, no one entered that competition. Not a single person. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, folks. fucks, is what I mean to say. Anyway, I have a big itinerary. Firstly, I leave on the fourth or the fifth or something and drive the long hours to the Seattle area of Washington STATE. Then I turn 30 years BOLD on the 6th. Then the dyke wedding. At some point I'm watching the Mariners play baseball and also some star trek episodes at my aunt's house. Then I'm just kind of hanging around I guess. Then I'm driving back home and cleaning up the storm of shit that is liable to be all over my desk at work. It is nice to feel needed though.
Please leave me a comment if you read this. The reason is, I want to see if anyone is still reading this after I've not written anything for so long. I doubt it.
Have a happy fourth of Jews Lie.
*updated at 2241*
OH man, you gotta read this guy's wikipedia page. Oh man:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamwow
Vice Offer. What a name.
June 29, 2008
Everything in my life has changed and I blame you and I miss this blog and also it is real real smokey in the outside. Are you following me Camera Guy
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8 comments:
I didn't read a bit of this.
you suck for not writing more..but I forgive you.
There is NO WAY the part with the little piece of carpet was real. NO WAY.
It's about time we get an update. I can't listen to this commercial anymore...everytime it comes on I mute the t.v. The carpet thing I also don't believe is real, I want to real try it to see how well it works. The watch out for imitators cracks me up.
Thank you for finally posting. And what a post it is! Never seen the Shamwow before. You're like a prophet showing the way to stain-free living.
Shane and I often wonder if something is wrong with his eye. Can't really tell but I think so.
Regardless... I came across this and thought of you & Ailsa, the Cupcake Queen. http://mommadeparties.blogspot.com/2008/06/barnyard-cupcakes.html
like i would tell YOU if i read this
Happy Birthday AP. I was just about to delete your "blog" from my bookmarks. Good save. Miss your pithy comments on LaSalle's blog.
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