So Marigold wins the bio contest because she is the only one who entered. Interestingly enough her bio for me would fit several of the people I know who did not enter the bio contest. Good for nothing sacks of crap. Here is the winning entry:
"Ms. Murphy is an indecisive, foot-dragging, aimless, lazy, uncooperative, quibbling, sloppy and even slovenly git."
That is well under 30 words. I could even add a little to the end. Like, "She was recently seen in Judgement at Nuremberg, stinking up the stage mandypants style."
So congratulations Marigold. You win 2 free tickets to see The Heidi Chronicles at the Camelot Theater in Talent, Oregon during the month of September. I suggest you make your reservations now. Even though you stole it. Stealer. Sneak. Slav.
Here is a funny link with an even funnier picture of my dad. In case anybody out there needs a good play to put on.
My Dad
I don't know where he got that outfit. I think he had to borrow it or rent it or something.
Peter Jennings died.
August 8, 2005
Marigold Wins
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I always knew I was a winner.
I would have typed something clever if I was clever. Obviously, I've disappointed you.
It's time for your latest post, Mandy.
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